"Lets Just Drive" (lets-just-drive)
01/31/2014 at 23:56 • Filed to: None
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"Lets Just Drive" (lets-just-drive)
01/31/2014 at 23:56 • Filed to: None | 2
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Another stupid question? You bet! This are stupid hypothetical questions. Today on the question list, we're pondering the possibility of super powers. First, what do you drive? Next, if it had a super power, what would that be and why? I drive a Mustang, a black 2006, and if it had a super power to be completely invisible to the law - it would be able to find authorities blind spot in a blink. What about you?
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> Lets Just Drive
01/31/2014 at 23:57 |
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Self healing.
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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/01/2014 at 00:00 |
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Everyone knows what I drive.
GeorgeyBoy
> Lets Just Drive
02/01/2014 at 00:01 |
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Pay my bills.
MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
> Lets Just Drive
02/01/2014 at 00:02 |
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I'd like a Transformer, please. I hope that doesn't mean I have to buy a GM?
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Lets Just Drive
> GeorgeyBoy
02/01/2014 at 00:02 |
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Paymobile.
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Lets Just Drive
> MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
02/01/2014 at 00:03 |
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Gosh, I hope not. My generation of Transformers weren't Bay'd.
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MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/01/2014 at 00:03 |
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A different salvage title every week?
SonorousSpeedJoe
> Lets Just Drive
02/01/2014 at 00:10 |
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I commute in a 2012 Ford Focus SE 5-speed. Intangibility that extends to all of the car's parts and occupants would be nice to have.
I could use that power to pass through people/cars who obstruct traffic due to a lack of attention to - or a lack of familiarity with - their surroundings, i.e. drivers who text and drivers who slowly move through neighborhoods looking for a particular address. I could also wade through traffic jams and avoid accidents.
PS9
> Lets Just Drive
02/01/2014 at 00:13 |
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My car has the power of invisibility and intangibility.
No, really. I can't see or touch it. So, I can't tell you what it is. Or use it myself.
Agrajag
> Lets Just Drive
02/01/2014 at 00:18 |
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The ability to accelerate at an absurd rate and leap over any obstacles.
BJohnson11
> Lets Just Drive
02/01/2014 at 00:29 |
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I'd drive a 67 Chevelle with the ability to change drivetrains at will. Most of the time, I'd op for an LS3 and a Tremec 6 speed. If I get stuck in traffic? Swap that trans out for a 4L60. If I head to the drag strip? Blown big block with nitrous and a full manual valve body Turbo 400. It'd be glorious.
MBG141
> Lets Just Drive
02/01/2014 at 00:45 |
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My family's cars: Idiot Magnets. Mom's Accord got in it's 5th rear-end collision Thursday.
Howie
> Lets Just Drive
02/01/2014 at 00:46 |
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My car has a super power 500 ft/lbs from 2500-6500 rpm and it runs on gasoline.
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Howie
> MBG141
02/01/2014 at 01:04 |
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Sounds like a money maker. Never get it repaired and just cash in those sweet insurance checks as they come in. Five rear end collisions probably beat the resale value of the car by a good bit.
Also hope your Mom is okay after getting hit five times though.
puddler
> Lets Just Drive
02/01/2014 at 01:09 |
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i drive an '80 furd150 if it had a superpower it would generate high-test as needed.
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puddler
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/01/2014 at 01:12 |
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at the moment i'd wish for that to be my superpower. just rolled my ankle in basketball. fuck that sport.
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puddler
> MBG141
02/01/2014 at 01:15 |
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reverse polarity.
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MBG141
> Howie
02/01/2014 at 01:16 |
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5th one, I was driving. Was stopped at an intersection waiting to turn left, 16-yr old rear-ends me while: doing around 30-40 mi/h, tailgating, and texting. Here's the carnage:
Volksandmopar
> Lets Just Drive
02/01/2014 at 01:30 |
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The ability to take the form of any other vehicle I see with my own eyes, performance, look. everything. And store all previous vehicles for later use if i so choose.
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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
02/01/2014 at 10:59 |
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No, more like Christine.
KnifeKnut
> Lets Just Drive
02/01/2014 at 22:25 |
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95% less inertia in the horizontal plane. 1990 Accord = supercar